You’re supposed to be retired, or at least out of commission for the time being, but those shorts say otherwise. They’ve got that computer stuff all over them. Don’t give us that line about how you didn’t get them yourself, or it was because there’s a picture of girls on it. You can’t stand being out of the action, even for a minute. Otherwise we wouldn’t be here.
Yeah, finish your beer first. I’d hang onto the shorts though. Heard it gets warm this time of year where you're going.
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