Eggshell boy. Not eggshell like an actual eggshell, that would carry connotations of fragility, which would carry connotations of human emotion. Eggshell like the soft colored paint that covers everything from outdoor concrete walls, to household appliances, to furniture showrooms. Basically, anywhere that wants to project an air of passive neutrality. In the moment, it allows you to project your imagination onto a blank space, but you wouldn’t want to live with eggshell.
His sweater at the party was an eggshell color. It matched the hat.
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