If there’s one thing that the shop keepers who staff small bodegas in any urban landscape know, it’s that youths mean trouble. They’ll upend your carefully arranged displays of cans, hassle your paying customers, and swipe your cigarettes and alcohol. Before you know it, the streets are no longer yours. You can only push someone so far though. So, laugh it up now, punks. When Smithy gets here, everything is going to be different.
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