Too much fun in the sun can be deadly. Not only are there the obvious dangers like rouge great white sharks and swarms of prehistoric pirhanas to contend with, but carnivorous subterranean worm creatures, humanoids from the deep, and the odd, motorcycle helmeted deranged killer lurk behind every beach umbrella. And the less said about summer camp the better.
L.A.'s Surf Is Dead and Australian gore hounds Bow3ry know what's up though. Pick one of these collaborative graphic tees up, if you can make it through the season alive.